you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
when your teacher assigns an art project and everybody knows you’re an artist
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time
Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
We tend to talk too much because it’s rare that we’re listened to.